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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via natiforrn)

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3 days ago

sendthemalltohell:

dudes that rub the clit when it’s dry need to be arrested

(Source: dogtits, via headuuur)

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3 days ago

"Bambi" (1942)

(Source: missmarlenedietrich, via headuuur)

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3 days ago

panic/anxiety attack

vye-leviathan:

pushed-too-far:

chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

Tumblr got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.

Read this earlier, and it helped me a lot tonight.

(via goncheese)

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3 days ago

cuteosphere:

Feel cute, walk cute, be cute!
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3 days ago

  • Baby: n-n-n
  • Parent: oh it's his first words!
  • Baby: n-n
  • Baby: not all men
  • Parent: put it back
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3 days ago

"Young men need to be socialized in such a way that rape is as unthinkable to them as cannibalism."
Mary Pipher, Reviving Ophelia (via ohdreaming)

(Source: larmoyante, via sleepy-mind)

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3 days ago

hermesx3:

 Artist - Makumaku

(via overcxst)

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3 days ago

dragonballzforlife:

Goku Blasting away.
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3 days ago

dragonballzforlife:

Goku Powers up.
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3 days ago

Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)

(Source: imsebastainstan, via pussprofessor)

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